21. oh - and my favorite (seriously, my grandfather says this and i melt" "well, I declare"
22. You feel "much obliged" to do (whatever it is...)
23. ...call daffodils jonquils
24. Wear bright orange shoes to match your bright orange plaid skirt.
25. I reckon all y'all mightcould go on o'er yonder crick with a sack o cokes if'n it wasn't to cold. (cold being anything below 65)
26. when they call for and frozen precipitation, you feel the need to buy all the bread and milk from your local grocery store.
27. if you eat grits with your aigs (seasoned with butter, salt and pepper), and NEVER in a bowl with cream and sugar
28. you've attended at least one wedding, funeral or church service in an "Antioch Baptist Church."
29. you grew up at least 30 miles from a small-town speed trap.
30. you're either related to or know someone named Cledus, Merle, Junior, Leroy or Jewel.
31. you like fried okra and boiled peanuts.
32. grow up knowing the difference between "pert' near" and "a right far piece."
33. True Southerners both know and understand the differences between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.
34. No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
35. that "fixin" can be used both as a noun, verb, and adverb.
36. know exactly when "by and by" is.
37. If you entertain a party by telling stories about your family's moonshinin' days.
38. Know what a swamp maple is.
39. Grits are a mainstay of your breakfast diet.
40. you know you are panhandle Southerner if you know what the big bend is.
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