Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Basic Bitch By Ray D

You might be a "Basic Bitch" if....
 - You a bum-ass woman who think she the shit but really ain't
- If you fuck a nigga and all his homeboys, you a basic bitch
- If you a black girl and your weave is red, green, purple, or blonde... yous a basic bitch
- If you claim you independent, get wit a nigga, marry a nigga, have kids wit a nigga, take the nigga to court and ask for child support while you already gettin child support, you can kill yourself, you a basic bitch and you desperate
- If you tell a nigga you can throw down knowin damn well ur ass can't cook a raw egg.. you a basic bitch
- If you scared to fart or take a shit in front of ur mans knowin u been together for a year or two... you a basic bitch
- If you bend yo ass over in all yo pictures just to make it a lil bigger knowin you ain't got one, you a basic bitch
- If you and ur man got all yall clothes off and yall bout to have sex and you put yo hands up and say stop, you a basic bitch and you already knew what you were gettin urself into while he was kissin on yo neck
-  If you not giving your man GOOD head on a regular basis and think that you gon keep him to yourself, yous a basic bitch. Get it togther its 2012...
- If you sing any beyonce song all day erryday, somethin like "upgrade" and ain't nothin upgraded about you since high school in 92, kill yaself, u a basic bitch
- If you got 5 kids with 5 baby daddys.....yous basic bitch
- If you take any man on the Maury show knowin u coulda saved the trouble by testin him at the hospital.. yous a basic bitch
-If you FUCK every man in the world, "rehoecate", then put yo coochie on lock and act like you born again saved again christian, yous a basic bitch
- If i see granny panties on anything you wear, ANYTHING! yous a basic bitch
- If you step up in the club with them fresh heals on, cold done, and the back of yo ankles ashy.. yous a basic bitch
- If you fuckin a man in the same bedroom as your baby in.. yous a basic bitch
- If you walk like a bitch, talk like a bitch and get mad when somebody call u a bitch... yous a basic bitch
- And if you are feeling some type of way from something I said after reading this then... guess what??? Yup, you guessed it, you're probably a basic bitch.
 Is this you...?

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